oh HAI

I dl'd the 2nd Carmen Electra Striptease workout tape, and have been doing it for a week or so, and it's actually awesome. I have never watched a video and worked out to it before. I had a yoga one once, but it was so boring I couldn't stand it. Carmen is charming in her videos. I enjoy her earnest fake laughter and how she modestly tugs on her light lilac velour sweatsuit top to ensure only a sliver of midriff shows. The video is good. It feels like I might actually have abs somewhere in here. I hope I get ripped doing this, not like Kelly Rippa ripped-- she grew a bellybutton penis with whatever workout she's doing. Google it if you don't value your retinas.